Where does Captain Hook go to get a new hook?
The secondhand store.
Or he can always pan handle for one.
Or find work as a handy man.
These puns are either off the hook or getting out of hand.
But I’ve gotta hand it to you guys, they have me hooked.
Okay so you’re gonna wait until the bill is overdue and about to lapse before you come ask me for help paying on it when I DON’T have it. Good job. *sigh*
A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
what the fuck is that
that looks like a god damn nightmare
are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi
Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT
omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.
I’ve been sick and should not have listened to that because now I can’t breathe.
CONFESSION: It’s a minor thing,but it annoys me when people say Alistair is blonde his hair looks mud brown to me.
Yeah, Alistair is a straight up brunette (I play the PS3 version mostly, but on my laptop, he…still looks brunette =\)
hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories!
if you wanna read more creepy stories that will scar you for life click here
Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that
Why is the same story posted twice? LoL
I need to do a porn spam sometime. Not tonight, I’m too out of it to process an overload of hotness, but soon…
Yay or nay?
Instead of birthdays, can we have birthweeks? You know, week long parties that start on the day of birth and go for seven days straight?
I’d be down for this.
Okay, let me just say this now: Body size is NOT a solid indicator of a person’s health, okay!?!?!?!? Some people who are more rounded are healthier than others who are trim. Get it? Good.
collections that are raw as fuck ➝ tony ward f/w 2014-15
Hello lovely followers, there are quite a lot of you so I’m hoping someone can help
I need to know if anyone lives in Utah, relatively urgently. I’m concerned about the status of a friend who has stopped all contact very abruptly, and who has an ex with a history of abusive behaviour
If you could ping me if you can help, I’d be very grateful
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
I’m so mad and amazed at the same time.